KidZone Jokes and Fun!
Q: What do you say when you lose a wii game?
A: I want a wii-match!
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Q: Why was the student's report card wet?
A: It was below C level!
Q: What do you get when you cross a mouse and a deer?
A: Mickey Moose
Q: What does Mickey Mouse use to browse the Web?
A: An iPad Minnie!
Q: Where does Olaf keep his money?
A: In a snow bank.
Q: Name a city where no one goes?
Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny!
lol = Drowning Man.
*lol* = Drowning Cheerleader.
Today I gave my dead batteries away....Free of charge.
I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding.
If you think of a better fish pun. Let minnow.
I moustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.
You have already forgotten me
General Lee! General Lee who!
Generally I do not tell jokes!