Charity should begin at home, but should not stay there. ~ Philip Brooks

You have not lived until you have done something for someone who can never repay you. ~ Anonymous

A good laugh is sunshine in the house. ~ William Makepeace Thackeray

 

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KidZone Jokes and Fun! 


Q: What do you say when you lose a wii game?

A: I want a wii-match! 

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An Investigator 

Q: Why do fish live in salt water?

A: Because pepper makes them sneeze! 


Q: Why was the student's report card wet?

A: It was below C level! 

Q: What do you get when you cross a mouse and a deer?

A: Mickey Moose 

Q: What does Mickey Mouse use to browse the Web?

A: An iPad Minnie! 

Q: Where does Olaf keep his money?

A: In a snow bank. 

Q: Name a city where no one goes?

A: Electricity 

 
Q: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?
A: A Mer-Maid 
 

Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

A: Bugs Bunny! 

lol = Drowning Man.

*lol* = Drowning Cheerleader. 

Today I gave my dead batteries away....Free of charge. 

 

I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding. 

 

If you think of a better fish pun. Let minnow. 

 

I moustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later. 

Knock Knock

Who's there?

You have already forgotten me

 

 

Knock Knock

Who's there?

General Lee! General Lee who!

Generally I do not tell jokes! 

 

 

 

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